he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I love you.
Bad choice
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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