Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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