Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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