Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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