this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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