yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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