i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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