This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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