Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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