I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
