I think I died a long time ago.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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