Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
it's great music for shaving your balls
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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