i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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