My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
...so i touched it.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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