I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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