she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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