I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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