As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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