Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it hurts more in the daytime
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
