I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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