Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
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I need you to use more vowels.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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