He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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