She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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