we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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