When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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