brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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