I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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