i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
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Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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