It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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