Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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