More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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