I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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