it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
oh god the rape fog is back!
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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