brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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