Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
