Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
