oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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