i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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