Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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