Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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