Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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