Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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