Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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