She's JV to your varsity
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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