Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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