porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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