god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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