doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Edward fifth and chaser hands
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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