I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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