Where is the hickey?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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