In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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