apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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