I want to stick my p in your. b.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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