If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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